my life!!

today this thing is in my house!!!!!! HUMANS think (cleaning) my body is gross. anyway back to the THING!!! it's small it's crazy evil and finally gone oh well busy schedule (here it is):

1. nap
2. nap
3. nap
4. nap
5. nap
6. nap
7. clean
8. nap
9. nap
10. nap

bye

Welcome Humans

I am Gracie. Sometimes, I am called Gracie Goose or The Goosinater. Humans can be strange. No offense.

I live in this big house with two big people and two little people. They worship me. I can't blame them.

This morning I watched a bug crawl across the floor. It was fun to watch him walk so diligently and then I killed him and ate him.

This morning I jumped on the bed with the big human they call dad. He seemed happy to see me. Little did he know I was only trying to rid him from my bed. No matter how much I stretched he wouldn't budge. So, we shared. Only because I was really tired. Once he finally gave in and left I crawled under the covers in hopes to be left alone. Shockingly I was not bothered at all. When I finally awoke it was well into the afternoon. How dare these humans allow me to sleep all day. Oh the things I've probably missed.

So, I went downstairs to holler at the big human they call mom, but she started scratching me on the head and suddenly I forgot why I was mad, so I laid down next to her and fell asleep again.

Later when I opened my eyes, the mom human was standing with the door wide open. This was my chance for escape. That stupid cat next door has really been asking for me to whoop her butt. I made a run for it. FREEDOM!! Oh beautiful freedom!!

WET!!! Oh the wetness was everywhere. It was disgusting. Why didn't someone warn me about this. This was not cool. It took me about 15 minutes to clean all that wet and dirt off me. blech.

It's almost dinnertime and nobody's even moving yet. I guess I'm gonna have to start hollering at people again.

Stay tuned for more of my exciting life.